bluntasaurus-sex:

america

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

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paintmefiftyshadesofgreen:

I just belted every word

(Source: kfcproblems)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE


tyleroakley:

selfiekween:

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

THIS IS A REAL HUMAN????


I’m warning you, I am a lethal killing machine.

(Source: smoakandswan)


bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

(Source: yay--stefon)